When he's quacked.
It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired
It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.
It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"
It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
Mmm. Canapes.
Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**
Because he's Russian
Making them!!!
A paradox
Duck tape!
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
Mmmmm.
None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
