When he's quacked.
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It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM
It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired
It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"
It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
They're high on quack.
An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.
Mmm. Canapes.
Mmmph!) Meek & Milds!!!!:0
When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
A. Electricity.
An Anne-Boleyn-ce.
Finding an empty bottle in the trash.
Someone flipped it.
They generally have a college degree and are hard workers.
Air.
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.