Bind Jokes

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo

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Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

Ducktape Jokes More Ducktape Jokes

How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Scooby Jokes More Scooby Jokes

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo

Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin?

Scooby-Don't.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired