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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio..

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Doo Jokes More Doo Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Scooby Jokes More Scooby Jokes

Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin?

Scooby-Don't.

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

They asked.

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM