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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.