Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Why did all the native people move out East?

Because there is no work out there.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

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In the ICU.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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There was a porkward silence

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It's already run out of battery.

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His diet was krill-in him.

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Because the Doctor can never see him.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience