Why was the doctor forced to leave work...

Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

What is a doctor's most important quality?

Patience!

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?