Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.