Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is wrong with a humorless person?

A broken funny bone. I'll leave now.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What is a doctor's most important quality?

Patience!