Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work?

A futility knife.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital?

The I see you.

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

What is a doctor's most important quality?

Patience!

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience