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What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.