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What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.