What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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People tell you.

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They bombed it...

How did ISIS do on their French exam?

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They're not infallible

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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

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He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas