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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

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What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!