Muhammad Ali Jokes

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants