Muhammad Ali Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

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You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

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What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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Who is James Bond's favorite bartender?

Michael J Fox

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Waswas Jokes More Waswas Jokes

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

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What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay