Muhammad Ali Jokes

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

You might also enjoy:

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!