Muhammad Ali Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.

Waswas Jokes More Waswas Jokes

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite song?

Shake It Off

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.