Muhammad Ali Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

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Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What flavor shake did Marty Mcfly get in the diner during the first Back to the Future movie?

Parkinson's.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!