Muhammad Ali Jokes

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

What do you call a cow with Parkinson's?

Beef jerky

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

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What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze