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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!