What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

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What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!