What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!