What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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What do you call a fight between two dairy products?

A fromage fray.

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.