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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!