What two states are opposites?

Maryland and Misury

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What's the opposite of drunken noodles?

Soba noodles!

What's the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What two states are opposites?

Maryland and Misury

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

What two states are opposites?

Maryland and Misury