What two states are opposites?

Maryland and Misury

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Der.

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

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Because Missouri loves company

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What two states are opposites?

Maryland and Misury

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.