What two states are opposites?

Maryland and Misury

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What is the opposite of progress?

Colgatereally)Congress.

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

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What state makes exclusively swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

What two states are opposites?

Maryland and Misury