What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What's the opposite of ennui?

Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*.

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What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.