What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!

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Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

Choo Jokes More Choo Jokes

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!