What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!

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Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee in a space rocket?

Bracket

What kind of bee can't be understood?

A mumble bee!

Choo Jokes More Choo Jokes

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug