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How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

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Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Where do you find a one legged cow?

Where ever you left it.

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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What do you call a coffee shop where drug deals go down?

The trapp!

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!