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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...