Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

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