Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.