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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.