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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Who's there! Cork! Cork who?

Cork and beans!

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)