Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Previous Random Joke Next

Ancient Egyptians Jokes More Ancient Egyptians Jokes

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Egyptians Jokes More Egyptians Jokes

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.