Ancient Egyptians Jokes

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

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How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do mathematicians read for fun?

Conics

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Egyptians Jokes More Egyptians Jokes

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin