Ancient Egyptians Jokes

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

Egyptians Jokes More Egyptians Jokes

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".