Ancient Egyptians Jokes

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

What do confused owls say?

Too-whit-to-why

What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter?

Cairo-practor.

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair?

He eclipse it.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture