Ancient Egyptians Jokes

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Egyptians Jokes More Egyptians Jokes

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've met herbivore.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.