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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

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What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist