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Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter?

Cairo-practor.

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.