Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter?

Cairo-practor.

What do you call a rare Egyptian King?

King Nottocommon