Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common