Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

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Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!