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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

What do you call an attraction to your own mummy?

A dedipus complex.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.