Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Which tax haven is a daddy?

The Cayman Islands

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.