Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."