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What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

He heard there was lots of Kids there.