What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.