What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.