What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

How does a farmer count cows?

With a cow-calculator.

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.