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What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.