Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.