Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

What do confused owls say?

Too-whit-to-why

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.