Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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What do confused owls say?

Too-whit-to-why

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Which tax haven is a daddy?

The Cayman Islands

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

ShakiRA