His daddy was really a mummy.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.
Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
Shut up son, and give me another shell.
I'll let you know when I find out...
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