Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.