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Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God?

Anoobis

What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor?

A Cairo-practor.