Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

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Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.