What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

What can be surmised from this?

The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

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Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."