What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty