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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips