What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

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What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel!

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator