Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.
Nobody wanted to draw his iron.
He bowled long hops!
Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
E.I. G.I Joe.
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
He thinks one step ahead
Because his stool so hard!
A drill sergeant!
He couldn't keep his hands off his privates