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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant