Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates