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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant