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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

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Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant