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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

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Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates