Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why did your sister jump out the window?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!