Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!