Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

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What military branch has the largest biceps?

The Army.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!