Why did the carpenter join the army?

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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What do you call a farmer in the army?

E.I. G.I Joe.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates