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What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Drill Sergeant Jokes More Drill Sergeant Jokes

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant