What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant