What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!