What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch, gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!