What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

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What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!