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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!