What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!