Tulip Jokes

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

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Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

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What's in Poison Ivy's underpants?

Tulips.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

Tulips.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Who the clown use as his clown horn?

Who nose

What did one nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

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Why is it called Finding Nemo?

Been wondering for years

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370