Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.
Because all of their broads are in Atlanta
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!
She only puckers up for her pacifier.
His lips are moving.
They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
