She only puckers up for her pacifier.
Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.
Slow down and use some lube
Homeless
Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time
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The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.
I didn't know you could yodel!
Because all of their broads are in Atlanta
Because he was SO-DIMM!
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
They have four lips
The lips are moving