Pucker Jokes

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Dog Whistle Jokes More Dog Whistle Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)!!!

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct