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Pucker Jokes

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do Mexicans make refried beans?

Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

Dog Whistle Jokes More Dog Whistle Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving