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Pucker Jokes

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Dog Whistle Jokes More Dog Whistle Jokes

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there! Bolivia! Boliva who?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this