Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
You're really bustin' Machops!
Because her hips won't lie.
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
She was a roman catholic.
Neither want me coming inside them.
Feyonce.
You can't! You don't know which witch is which!
A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.
