What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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Why is 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!