What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.