The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
They only work 10% of the time.
To see how she looks like when sleeping.
Because they are always reflecting.
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
You have to drop the bomb twice.
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
A Peck.
Because its the first date
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
His lips are moving
