What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.