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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

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What's the worst part about swim-up bars?

The watery stools

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.