Why was 7 afraid of 8?

Because 8 nined 10.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.