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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

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What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What's DJ Khalid's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.