Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour......And then the building exploded.

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".