Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

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How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....