Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

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Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....