Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

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How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

What do you call an exploding box?

Your new Note 7 package

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.