Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

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Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)