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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)