What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.