What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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What do cows sit on?

Couches

Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

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What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

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Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9