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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

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How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.