What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

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What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9