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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

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Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.