What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.