What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

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What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69.

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2