Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

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What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

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What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....