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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

Whats a Mexicans Favorite sport?

Cross-Crountry

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

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What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok