Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr.Dre

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

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What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

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What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!