Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

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What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan?

A spec-tator!

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....