What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it.

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!