What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it.

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Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak