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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.