Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

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What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.