Cause he always plays with Pooh.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Cause they're dead!
Because their feet stink.
Because he needed a crap.
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
He plays with Pooh.
He was looking for Pooh.
Because he plays with Pooh.