Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!

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Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.