Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.