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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.