Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink?

Bran He is Hodorless

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.