Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.