Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.