Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.