Because he fell asleep on duty.
Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
It was two-tired.
They're good at planting evidence.
He was running a trap house.
Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Because their feet stink.
The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.
Because it was his duty.
