Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes.

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east?

Tuesday

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty