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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!