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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims