Duty Jokes

Why did the policeman smell bad?

He was on duty.

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What is a businessman's favorite game?

Call of Duty: Economic Warfare

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east?

Tuesday

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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What do you call a racist police officer?

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

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What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on Tuesday?

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)