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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

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What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

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What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

What a Greek says as he get his paycheck?

Danke Shn.

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Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

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How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty