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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

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She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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When Hillary leaves town.

How many were left?

Nine!

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Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

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Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?

Because they're different cultures.

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He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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A hot dog and a six pack.

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Because he is.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.