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What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!

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How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

How did Maxwell greet Ampere?

Good Faraday to you, sir!

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What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

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Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder