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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!