What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon