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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.