What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

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What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them