What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.