What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!