You cry when you cut up an onion.
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*
No one cries when you cut up Pizza.
A Suhhh Dude
You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
Depends on how thick you slice 'em.
I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.
They pilaf. I'll show my way out
