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What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice