What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.