You cry when you cut up an onion.
One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.
A progressive priest will give you a reach around.
Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*
Because he was empty inside.
He got out on bale.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
Court is adjourned
Because deep down they're good people
I cry when I chop an onion.
In the onion ring!
