What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

An onion.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.