What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!