You cry when you cut up an onion.
Tequila never goes bad
Diet coke has better advertising.
My donation check to Feed the Children!
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
Little Caesars.
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
He was charged with battery.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Onion rings.
Teargas
