What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did one lawyer say to the other?

We are both lawyers.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

An onion.