What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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Some adults like lawyers.

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Brexit

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.