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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.