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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!