What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

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Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

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Law suits!

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Secretary: My lawyer.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

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Because he'd urn-ed it.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!