What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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By the pound.

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

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Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.