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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

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Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!