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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

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Who's there! Bette-lou! Bette-lou who?

Bette-lou a few pounds!

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

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Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.