How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.