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How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!