What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.

Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.