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What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

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Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What's red and not there?

No tomatoes.