What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

How is a hailstone like an onion?

They are both whitish and have layers

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Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

What's red and not there?

No tomatoes.