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What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

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What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What's red and not there?

No tomatoes.