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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

What is a brunette between two blondes?

A. An interpreter.

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How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

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How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

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