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How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Dank Meme Jokes More Dank Meme Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

Arrr

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.