How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

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How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

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Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

Dank Meme Jokes More Dank Meme Jokes

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams