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How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood?

Kind Ling

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.