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How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Who's the fastest runner in the Chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

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How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.