How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.