They throw a toaster down the stairs.
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!
A Chinese telephone
Never mind, I'll escalator
Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.
When they wake up every morning.
They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
You didn't pop out of a toaster.
It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.
