How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

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What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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What do you call a robbery in China?

A Chinese take away!

What's the heaviest Chinese food?

Wonton

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What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

How do Chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.