What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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What's the heaviest Chinese food?

Wonton

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.