What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

What do you call a rich Chinese person?

Cha ching

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What do Chinese people do when they have an erection?

They vote