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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!