What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

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How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.

How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

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What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

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How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.