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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

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What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

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How do Chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.