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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

What did the Chinese pirate say?

Awwlllll!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.