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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

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Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

How do Chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong